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Count Sockula Esquire

from Get Some Friends by Ghettosocks

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I used to use thoughts to form a complex message, now they act as my main form of contraceptive. Wonder where my conscience is as I watch the Jetsons- can't wait 'til Konami drops Contra 7. The Autobot stays laser-proof- glazed the booth- and play the mic like a chef with a spoon tastes the soup. Filleted your troop, found a grenade and played the loop. Extinct cats ain't smiling like a sabre-tooth. I'll make a poop on some missioning toys in visors and give 'em shine with the glistening moisturize. Boys supply the whereabouts of coy advisors- as punishment make em listen to Moist in side burns. I'm sick of burning kids black parkas, but I admit I love the smell of permanent black markers. Go figure- I'm feelin' it like old Jigga, while I spy your platoon jiggle to Gold Digger. Trivial situations turn medical, theoretical rebels get tended to by the tenticles. Mentioning the penmanship: it's incredible, while chicquitas speculate dimensions of my genitals. Speaking of which I saw your better half at the show, started off cold but later on she had an afterglow.Bad habit of intimidating faking ladies, teaching new languages while simulating making babies.

I show up to the jam wired when the band's tired and grab the microphone dressed like a vampire. Crowds get upset when i'm servin herbs candy, like girls get disgusted when they hear the word 'panties'. Butter smooth lyrics cascade shimmering slopes, invincible riddles'll trickle from the pinnacle's throat. The timid trip on sentences and syllable ropes, in minutes cynics switch to kids that say the ritual's dope. C'mon now, last year I bought a robe made of cashmere. I only wear it out when I'm rollin with Black-beard. Rap pirates act flyest 'cause we spat science, this guy is seein more nips than a cat's sinus. Your highness called me up tryna get hired, said I'd review her resume- then threw it in the fire. Count Sockula, Esquire- some say a harsh fellow. Kids got parched elbows, sippin' melted marshmallows. Prevalent with the sonics and eloquent with ebonics ducks are hardly movin' like Disney animatronics. Intentions to planet rock Bambataa tell em' to stop it. Eccentric with the tent pitched, feminists be honest. Competition ain't measurin' up. I drop jewels on a town and motherfuckers start clevering up. Not saying that i'm better and stuff, but while you pluck flower petals I'm gettin medals for pettin the muff.


from Get Some Friends, released November 15, 2006
Produced, written, performed & cuts by Ghettosocks


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Ghettosocks Halifax, Nova Scotia

Noted as one of the top rappers in Canada (The CBC’s Top 25 Greatest Canadian Rappers Ever), Ghettosocks is a JUNO Award nominated Hip Hop Producer and MC born in Ottawa and living in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada.

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