Steal From Walmart

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F**K WALMART!

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I'm broker than your nose when bowes are thrown in your face so I'm steppin' into Walmart like I'm owning the place. Just pillaged Value Village in a suit that looks damn hot, greeted by a creep who thinks he's my grandpa. What's the deal? While y'all are watchin' out for falling prices I'm watching out for stuff to steal. Five finger gift certificates- dawning a lumped sleeve- steal from Walmart- there ain't no honor amongst thieves. Corporate scumbuckets. Some love it and buy it. Some tucked it and slided- snuck it right by ya. They bypass international law so when I walk out- it looks like I shat in my drawers. Biggie smalls used to rob cats and I ain't with that. Talkin' small businesses? I wouldn't steal a kitkat. Fuck Walmart floor walkers- they're more awkward than being stalked by Chris Walken for 4 blocks- word.

Gimme that- I need this. Taking everything from hats to Degree sticks. Gimme that then I'm out in the breeze quick. Where my homeless at? Where my bums at? Gimme that- I need this taking everything from racks to the leaflets. Gimme that like I'm borrowing to keep it. Where my writers at? Where them bombers?

Hell yeah I steal from Walmart one time I stole a golf cart loaded with enough hot-dogs to feed a ball park, and when it comes to the clothes- I stay dipped eventhough I KNOW they're made by childen age six. Super duper wild in the pooper scooper isle, looking koopa paratrooper style- who's stupid now? Surveillance cams stuck to my moves like they glued em on me. After this I'll go home and write a rap bout doin laundry. Huh? The opposite of inconspicuous- shoplitfting sombraros with rabid pack of little kids. You think it's strange how I flex this way? How many rappers do you know would steal a Shrek display? Ten cans color vision, one pair flanel slacks, two tapes and enough treats to break a camel's back. Some of my friends say I got a played-out vibe, all like: 'your going in to Walmart? I'll wait outside'.

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from Get Some Friends, released November 15, 2006
Produced, written & performed by Ghettosocks

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Ghettosocks Halifax, Nova Scotia

Noted as one of the top rappers in Canada (The CBC’s Top 25 Greatest Canadian Rappers Ever), Ghettosocks is a JUNO Award nominated Hip Hop Producer and MC born in Ottawa and living in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada.

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